Sunday 12 November 2006

Run rabbit, run run run

 
The Metropolitan Armed Response Unit, Special Branch and MI5 are all trying to prove that they're the best at apprehending criminals.  The Home Secretary decides to give them a test.  He releases a rabbit into a forest and asks each of them to catch it.
 
MI5 go in.  They place highly trained animal informants throughout the forest.  After 3 months of intensive investigations they conclude that rabbits don't exist and put in a request for better funding.
 
Special Branch go in. They question all plant and mineral witnesses.  After 2 weeks with no leads they raze the forest to the ground killing everything in it and compile a report proving that rabbits were about to bring the nation to it's knees with their wmd, myxymatosis.
 
The Metropolitan Armed Response Unit goes in.  2 hours later they emerge with a very bloody hedgehog carrying a written confession of guilt and with 5000 shotgun pellets in it's head.  The hedgehog is screaming "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit I'm a rabbit."

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