The US Govt's Dept of Health and Human Services has allocated $50 million dollars to a campaign persuading unmarried adults up to the age of 29 to change their naughty naughty ways.
Recent surveys have shown that 90% of American adults aged 20 - 29 are regularly having sex and Bush isn't happy about it. Every time I look at my kids I know how he feels but somehow, now that I can't nail their feet under their homework desks, I'm stumped how to stop the little beggars from doing what comes naturally. :O(
Anyway, the Bush Govt's answer to the tendency of single free adults to engage in sexual acts which may - altho of course 99.999999% don't - result in children you might think would be to make sure they all get good comprehensive advice about safer sex maybe, or perhaps about contraception. Maybe both if Bush's neurone was having a good day and firing up.
Think again.
Bush is to spend $50 million to tell them to stop it at once. Keep it in their trousers, keep their knickers on. Don't even think about sex and definitely don't do it.
Amongst this weirdy madness one thought occurs and it's one born of empathy for the American people....
What on Earth is wrong with them that sex stops at 30?????????
2nd November. One further thought - not that I've been obsessing about this No Rumpy B4 You're a Wrinkly Campaign - but does it mean that all US porn will only feature 'stars' over the age of 30 now?
I have images of paunches, grey pubic hair, blokes' backs 'going' in the middle of the scene, cramped calves.................. c'mon, if you're old enough to have sex in the USA then you know what I'm talking about :O)))
1 comment:
I doubt very seriously that Bush has anything to do with this, and there's never anything wrong with safe sex.
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