Thursday 10 August 2006

Safety Precautions

I'm sorry Madam, you may not take that acetone nail varnish remover, nor that L'Oreal hair lightener into the passenger cabin.  Put them in the hold instead.  Yes, your Chanel No 5, spare sanitary towels and baby's extra bottle must go in the hold too.

We'd all feel so much safer if we can be sure that the bomb's in the hold.

But you can of course keep your angina spray and your asthma inhaler in the cabin.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

and your diabetic needles and testing kit and medication ;)