The Metropolitan Armed Response Unit, Special Branch and MI5 are all trying to prove that they're the best at apprehending criminals. The Home Secretary decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and asks each of them to catch it.
MI5 go in. They place highly trained animal informants throughout the forest. After 3 months of intensive investigations they conclude that rabbits don't exist and put in a request for better funding.
Special Branch go in. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After 2 weeks with no leads they raze the forest to the ground killing everything in it and compile a report proving that rabbits were about to bring the nation to it's knees with their wmd, myxymatosis.
The Metropolitan Armed Response Unit goes in. 2 hours later they emerge with a very bloody hedgehog carrying a written confession of guilt and with 5000 shotgun pellets in it's head. The hedgehog is screaming "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit I'm a rabbit."
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